Clandestine meetings

So, there I was on my usual evening stroll through the fields of the
Usenet,
when I heard some furtive whispering.

I peeped over the hedge into alt.fa****on.craig-oldfield.cheap-suit, and
there they were, like a couple of moonstruck teenagers.

Nelly and Rage. Wot a lovely couple they make.

Makes you wonder why they don't just come out with it in d.l though.

There is nothing to be ashamed of in this day and age, boys.