Who am I? Bonjour et bienvenue!

Hi all, Salut à tous, bonsoir.

I'm quite new here you think? Not so, i've been lurking RAB for more than
10
years now. And i've chosen quite the good time to make my first posts: RAB
is nearly dead. So here I am!

So here is the dreaded presentation post. Fear it, as there only will be
one
of it.

A lot of people would tell me to make a stupid list of what kind of
modifications I do have. But guess what? I know you don't give a ****
about
what kind of mods I have. So i'll respect that fact. What I can just say
is
YES I do have metal and ink in my flesh. AND NO the most complex, biggest
and extreme of my modification can't be seen or guessed, even panties down
and all ****d. I wont tell a lot about it as it's part of my personal
past... And I'm not here to answear your ****ing silly questions, a good
friend of mine already did it on video.

To tell more about myself?
Ok.
I'm a coward, a bully. I love to joke and make fact about the misery of
people, and guess what? I'm openly proud of it. I like the good way to
tell
a person than S/he/I is stupid in the most sadening way. I'm an ex
professional geek, used to work as a Unix sysadmin in a crappy Corp here
in
Paris, France. And now leaving this retarded job for cleaning some old
arses cr... Being a nursing assistant. How great?

What more do you want to know?

This is the question not to ask.


PS: My english is screwed up. It's normal. I'm not any kind of towelhead
stalking you to behead your family. I'm just a french (stupid) girl.